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Careworker (Old Dears Ltd.) 1980-1983 Turnover £5,000,000

Old Dears LtdIn the 19th Century there was always the need of a good natured people to help the aged, the infirm and the constipated. Even though most 'old' people looked like extra's from the day of the dead.

Jane trained as a Care worker for several years, cleaning up crap and puke and finally passing her exams at the turn of the century. Working in London Jane soon found work for the Braithwaite family, caring for a inept self made thousandarie Dolly.

Coffin, we wont wait until your in a box to forget about you.
Her family (Reg & Wilma) needed a little help as caring for Dolly was a full time job and Reg & Wilma were too busy growing opium poppies, in the lower half of the house.

For many years Jane served the family, albeit locked in a cellar with the poor old dear. After the old dear died she left all her money to Jane (which was nice).

In the 80's we decided to form a Old People's Home the company Old Dears Ltd thrived, until we were arrested for getting dying old ladies to sign away their life savings..

Pictured is the bitch that started the legal proceeding's and lets just say she needed more than a neck brace after 'Big Dave' paid her a visit while we were locked up..

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