Contacting Us

Ouija Board
To the right is a representation of a Ouija Board, these can be acquired many places on the internet, or if you are located next to a outlet of
'We Stock All Things To Bring Back The Dead' your quids in.

Lets start the process....

STEP ONE 'You need a sacrificial animal'

We need something that's recently past away.. now we don't mean hijacking your local morgue!

You can if you so wish do a Bundy and entice a nice young lady into your yellow VW Beetle and sacrifice them.

Or to speed things up pop to the supermarket and grab a chicken, cooked or uncooked don't really matter'

STEP TWO 'Lets have a party!'

Now we need a few more people, so invite around a few friends, hell we may as well make big deal about it.

Prepare the chicken (or other sacrifice) along with a few drinks and maybe some nacho's.. Lace your friends drinks with hard booze (Tequila seems to work the best), everyone must be really relaxed, at 11.50pm midnight ask everyone to participate in a seance.

STEP THREE 'knock once if you are there....'

Use the Ouija board by following the instructions enclosed in the box and ask to speak with John or Jane.

We find that use of a shot glass gets the best reaction, If we are available we shall answer and deal with your questions.

If you are having problems, or simply don't have enough friends you can always use the 21st century option.. See Step 4.....

STEP FOUR 'Email type internet thingymagijig''

Your Order Number :
Your Full Name :
Your Email Address :
Your Query :
Your questions, comments...

Contact Details

Customer Services, Order Enquiries

CorpseClothing.com
Backstreet Intl Merchandise
4th Floor
10 Greenland Street
Camden
London
NW1 0ND
Tel: +44 (0)20 7428 1799

Ensure you only type in your order number in the subject line of any emails to speed up response.

Business, Adverting And General Website Enquiries

CorpseClothing.com (Web Enquires Only)
Paridae Ltd
T.C Dolmans Industrial Estate
29-37 Broad Street
Bilston
Wolverhampton
WV14 0UA
Tel: +44 (0)1902 567 554

* No merchandise is stored at the above address.

Business enquiries and advertising queries should be directed to the emails below.

Are you in a band? Do you need some merchandise? Do you want to sell your gear on this website? And your own online merchandise store? Then contact