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You can use the Dead Live Chat button on the left navigation bar above, or if we are not available then follow these details.

To the right is a representation of a Ouija Board, these can be acquired many places on the internet, or if you are located next to a outlet of 'We Stock All Things To Bring Back The Dead' your quids in.

Lets start the process....

  STEP ONE 'You need a sacrificial animal'
We need something thats recentley past away.. now we dont mean hijacking your local morgue!

You can if you so wish do a Bundy and entice a young lady into your yellow VW and sacrifice them.

Or to speed things up pop to the supermarket and grab a chicken, cooked or uncooked don't really matter'

  STEP TWO 'Lets have a party!'
Now we need a few more people, so invite around a few friends, hell we may aswell make big deal about it.

Prepare the chicken (or other sacrifice) along with a few drinks and maybe some nacho's.. Lace your friends drinks with hard booze (Tequila seems to work the best), everyone must be really relaxed, and invite them around 12 midnight ask everyone to participate in a seance.market and grab a chicken, cooked or uncooked don't really matter'

  STEP THREE 'knock once if you are there....'
Use the Ouija board by following the instructions enclosed in the box and ask to speak with John or Jane.

We find that use of a shot glass gets the best reaction, If we are available we shall answer and deal with your questions.

If you are having problems, or simply dont have enough friends you can always use the 21st century option.. See Step 4.....

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TJet Direct To Garment PrintingLooking for a full colour t-shirt print? we have been using direct to garment printing for over 2 years. With our Fast TJet 2 we can produce small runs of prints on any colour garment and a fraction of the cost of screen printing.

We have shipped thousands of t-shirt prints over the last few years, the TJet allows us to print directly to the garment saving in expensive screen setup charges.

So next time you need a one off gift, or maybe that special t-shirt for a gig then you will love our t-shirt printing service.
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