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To the right is a representation of a Ouija Board,
these can be acquired many places on the internet,
or if you are located next to a outlet of 'We Stock
All Things To Bring Back The Dead' your quids in.
Lets start the process....
STEP
ONE 'You
need a sacrificial animal'
We need something thats recentley past away.. now we dont mean hijacking your local morgue!
You can if you so wish do a Bundy
and entice a young lady into your yellow VW
and sacrifice them.
Or to speed things up pop to the supermarket
and grab a chicken, cooked or uncooked
don't really matter'
STEP
TWO 'Lets
have a party!'
Now we need a few more people, so invite around a few friends, hell we may aswell make big deal about it.
Prepare the chicken (or other sacrifice) along with a few drinks and maybe some nacho's..
Lace your friends drinks with hard booze
(Tequila seems to work the best), everyone must be really relaxed, and
invite them around 12 midnight ask everyone to participate in a seance.market
and grab a chicken, cooked or uncooked
don't really matter'
STEP
THREE 'knock
once if you are there....'
Use
the Ouija board by following the instructions
enclosed in the box and ask to speak with John
or Jane.
We find that use of a shot glass gets the best reaction,
If we are available we shall
answer and deal with your questions.
If you are having problems, or simply dont have enough friends you can always use the 21st century option.. See Step
4.....
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