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Paul Sims A weary Frodo and his trusted friend Ronwise disguise themselves as apprentice Wizards in an attempt to avoid the Eye of Sauron.
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uber_wank hugo the siberian husky has decided that it wants to go home, the constant licking of bad clowns jam smeared cock and the unbearable heat of the british winter is just taking the piss.
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RatBastard He bangs me like screen door in a hurricane, then just falls asleep. no rundown, nopillow talk, just snoring. He'll probably trade me for some cigarettes when he wakes up! I feel like such a cheap bitch!!
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Em "It wasn''t so much the bad hair, dopey face or even where he asked
to put his thumb that disgusted Anna... It was the
orange shirt.."
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blonde4blowjob Ok so i cum on her tits, now she''s like shit stuck
to a blanket! She cant speak english so she wont fuck off .... I punched
her and she just sits there with her tongue hanging out .... What the fuck
am i supposed to do! She''s took my passport I cant get home ..... Last
time I go to Bolton!
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Matt
Peacock As the pills wore off Jimmy realised
broken milk bottles are not for loving!
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BIG
MUMMA Jim opened the door and exclaimed
loudly over the strains of "Jolene" by Dolly Parton; "Look
guys, Im trying to have a five finger knuckle shuffle in peace here, can
you keep the noise down or I''m gonna snap my banjo string.....and don''t
be pointing that shooter at me Billy Bob, I know where it''s been
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Granger Colin''s pet-parrot had been stationed on the lamp-shade overhead
for 40 minutes. His degrading chants of "Change your nappy grandad"
and "There''s a hole in your wig" were beginning to affect the
groups meditation session. "Hole in your wig", John mimicked the
parrot, chuckling to himself raising his thumb in support!
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MAC C'mon sweetheart,you remember the other night when we drank that bottle
of tequila and had a long conversation about your little virgin sister and
how we should abduct her, bring her here,tie her to the bed and take turns
performing unnatural sex act on her until she ""Just Relaxes""?Don't
tell me I went through all that work for nothing!
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Martin It
wasnt the fact that the new boyband were using this
controversial gimmick to get noticed, it was the fact Simon Cowell used
this picture as wank material
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Scazzman President Marambi discovers that he can solve his country's famine
crisis just by killing these two.
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Mr Beeks After
consulting the Bearded Doctor in Azerbajan, John belived his synopis of
"Yes you are protein deficiant, so yes gulping My spunk will make you
a lot better.
Shame but John didnt realise it was all down to the Peyote he kept smoking
that weekend and what the fuck was he doing in Azerbajan? |
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Mike Rathbone Jo gasped at the blonde’s
ignorance regarding the anal insertion of household appliances: “Of
course it fucking hurts, do you think my hair waves like this naturally?
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McPhill It
was then that Mike realised performing his Christopher Reeve impression
was not a great way to impress girls.
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Ronnie Whelan David Schwimmer burst in and stole the limelight just as Bob was making
the final adjustments to his android fuck bitch...
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evin Lynch Pizza
delivery at the new Disney theme Park in Belfast was incredibly realistic...
and....
Giles
Smith Ha! Gun beats rock, scissors and your fuckin'' paper!
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| Vicky Dyas I wish
i had summat too spit this cum into... |
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Ross Cambell It
wasnt drinking the piss that was bad, it was watching your granny fill the
bottles...
and...
Jamie Guy in orange shirt - " I appear to be the cunt in a twat sandwich..
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Michael Harvey Fancying
my sister is okay, it's the fact that we fuck thats
bad...
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John Young They
warned us that g.m crops increased sperm size...but fuckin'
hell...
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