John has always enjoyed a good mosh,
learning the guitar from an old friend and fellow corpse
Keith Richards in the early 60's. John formed the band
'Necro Death Hammer' in the Early 90's.
and had a string of hits with
tunes like, 'Dead People Fart Too' and the classic.
'Gis a fag', living the high life while judging a few
wet t-shirt competitions around the world.
Soon differences started between
the band members, and soon the drummer was out on his
ear and John started looking for a replacement.
Drummers from all over the world came to audition for
the position, finally after months of sorting through
the crap John had to decide between 'Tommy Lee' of Motley
Crue fame and 'Rick Allen' of Def Leppard..
In the end John couldn't afford
the state of the art electronics that has to be carted
around for a one armed drummer so Tommy Lee was signed
up and 'Necro Death Hammer' was complete again and ready
to record a new album.....
Sadly all band members expect for John & Tommy were
killed before they got to record anything, a terrible
chainsaw accident happened at the recording studio while
John & Tommy were painting the town red, supposedly
on their way to meet up with the rest of the band.
The band was dismembered and Tommy went on to film home
made porn and started touring again with all the original
Crue members and John went on to become a guitar tech
for a UK rockers Muse and makes a few guest appearances with fellow
UK rockers Iron Maiden.
John is rumored to be touring with the grateful dead..
so keep an eye out..
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