John has always enjoyed a good mosh, learning the guitar from an old friend and fellow corpse Keith Richards in the early 60's. John formed the band 'Necro Death Hammer' in the Early 90's.

and had a string of hits with tunes like, 'Dead People Fart Too' and the classic. 'Gis a fag', living the high life while judging a few wet t-shirt competitions around the world.

Soon differences started between the band members, and soon the drummer was out on his ear and John started looking for a replacement.

Drummers from all over the world came to audition for the position, finally after months of sorting through the crap John had to decide between 'Tommy Lee' of Motley Crue fame and 'Rick Allen' of Def Leppard..

In the end John couldn't afford the state of the art electronics that has to be carted around for a one armed drummer so Tommy Lee was signed up and 'Necro Death Hammer' was complete again and ready to record a new album.....

Sadly all band members expect for John & Tommy were killed before they got to record anything, a terrible chainsaw accident happened at the recording studio while John & Tommy were painting the town red, supposedly on their way to meet up with the rest of the band.



The band was dismembered and Tommy went on to film home made porn and started touring again with all the original Crue members and John went on to become a guitar tech for a UK rockers Muse and makes a few guest appearances with fellow UK rockers Iron Maiden.

John is rumored to be touring with the grateful dead.. so keep an eye out..