John has always enjoyed a good mosh, learning the guitar from an old friend and fellow corpse Keith Richards in the early 60's.

Picking up a guitar was second nature to John although he wouldn't make a impact on the music scene for many years. After a few demos and a lot of touring John hit the big time with a Groove Rock Outfit.

John formed the band 'Necro Death Hammer' in the Early 90's, the line up included Big Dave on drums and With hits such as 'Dead People Fart Too' and the classic. 'Gis a fag', John and the band lived the high life while still being able to judge wet t-shirt competitions around the world.

Soon differences started between the band members, and soon Big Dave the drummer was out on his ear and John started looking for a replacement.

Drummers from all over the world came to audition for the position, finally after months of sorting through the crap John had to decide between 'Tommy Lee' of Motley Crue fame and 'Rick Allen' of Def Leppard..

In the end John couldn't afford the state of the art electronics that has to be carted around for a one armed drummer so Tommy Lee was signed up and 'Necro Death Hammer' was complete again and ready to record a new album.....

Sadly all band members except for John & Tommy were killed before they got to record anything, a terrible chainsaw accident happened at the recording studio while John & Tommy were painting the town red, supposedly on their way to meet up with the rest of the band.

Jane became a suspect in the murder of the band members, but as she was already dead the police dropped all charges.

The band was dismembered and Tommy went on to film home made porn and started touring again with all the original Crue members and John went on to become a guitar tech for UK rockers Bullet For My Valentine and still makes a few guest appearances with Iron Maiden.

John is rumoured to be touring with the grateful dead.. so keep an eye out..