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Hairdressing (Curl Up & Dye Ltd)1977-1978 Turnover £34,000
Jane as always had a keen eye for
style, so much so that our first business had all the
signs of making a killing. Mobile hairdressing!
Curl Up & Dye was formed in the late 70's, and for
a few weeks jane was bringing home the bacon, much to
our delight. Problems started when I found out the Jane's
only customer was Jean from Walsall, a nice lady but she
seemed to be a little over friendly with Jane..
Now don't get me wrong a little girl on girl action is
always a nice thing but Jean seamed to expect a cut and blow dry every other day..
It soon became apparent that Jeans husband Teriq Shallewi,
a Bus Conductor from West Bromwich had done a bunk 6 months
earlier with her daughter from a previous relationship.
As you can imagine Jean just needed a friend, and our
business suffered when Jean found a new love in her life,
Seal Clubbing. She used to love a nice bout of clubbing
at Dudley Zoo, but was shot dead by a Zoo keeper after
Jean was found chewing on the entrails of a splattered
Seal Pup..
Our business it seemed was doomed from the beginning,
Jane returned back to her day job as a partime Care Worker for the local council.
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Jane as always had a keen eye for
style, so much so that our first business had all the
signs of making a killing. Mobile hairdressing! 
Looking for a full colour t-shirt print? we have been using direct to garment printing for over 2 years. With our Fast TJet 2 we can produce small runs of prints on any colour garment and a fraction of the cost of screen printing. 