A legend in his own drool, John commands the roost here at Corpse Clothing.

From the development of the web site, marketing, sales, and tea making John is always looking to develop better ways to give the customer a better t-shirt experience.

Customer services is Jane's area, reading every single email that drops on our servers.

Wants to do more but with 21 kids and a goat to look after her time is spent moaning and bitching about daytime tv and the contents of the bank account.

Bad Clown divides his time between dressing up in Nazi regalia and poking old aged pensioners with sharpened manhole covers.

Recently made a guest appearance on 24 Series 7 only to be killed outright by Jack Bauer before making it to the set.

Derek has questionable heritage but from what we know he comes from Haiti. He has been keeping us from moving to the other side for many years and does require a mention here. When we can get him away from Guinness and Split Pea Soup Derek enjoys surfing and brain surgery.

A shout also goes out to our resident Embalming team, a bunch of weird people who keep us sane. Without these guys we would probably be a lot better off, and have spent less time spent in the pub.

But seriously can't do much rotting away can we, so cheers to the lads.

She don't really have anything to do with us here at Corpse, but by God isn't she lovely. I'm safe in the knowledge a quick key press can show off my beloved desktop montage of Lucy.

She would definitely get a free tee from us here at corpse if she ever drops us an email..

Plus we thought something to look at other than corpse's may be nice..