Meet The Staff

A legend in his own drool, John commands the roost here at Corpse Clothing.

From the development of the website and printing technologies John is always looking to develop better ways to give the customer a better t-shirt experience.

Interests: Guinness, Wongs and Ghost Recon 2/Call Of Duty

Favorite Tee: Your Pretty, Have You Got Any Fatter Mates? 

Customer services is Janes area, reading every single email that drops on our servers.

Wants to do more but with 21 kids and a goat to look after her time is spent moaning and bitching about daytime tv and the contents of the bank account.

Interests: Eastenders, Emmerdale, Casualty, Sitting Down

Favorite Tee: Listen To Blazin Squad

Bad Clown divides his time between dressing up in Nazi regalia and poking old aged pensioners with sharp manhole covers.

In his spare time, usually Thursdays when the Oldies get out of the nursing home Bad Clown dreams up some of the slogans/designs you see here on Corpse.

Recently made a guest appearance on 24 Series 7 only to be killed outright by Jack Bauer before making it to the set.

Favorite Tee: Harold Shipman Tee

Derek has questionable heritage but from what we know he comes from Haiti.

He has been keeping us from moving to the otherside for many years and does require a mention here.

When we can get him away from Guinness and Split Pea Soup Derek enjoys surfing and brain surgery.

Favorite Tea: Earl Grey

She don't really have anything to do with us here at Corpse, but by God isn't she lovely. I'm safe in the knowledge a quick key press can show off my beloved desktop montage of Lucy.

She would definitely get a free tee from us here at corpse if she ever drops us an email..

Plus we thought something to look at other than corpse's may be nice.

Favorite Tee: Don't thinks she's too bothered