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A legend in
his own drool, John commands the roost
here at Corpse Clothing.
From the development of the website
and printing technologies John is
always looking to develop better ways
to give the customer a better t-shirt
experience.
Customer services
is Janes area, reading every single
email that drops on our servers.
Wants to do more but with 21 kids and
a goat to look after her time is spent
moaning and bitching about daytime tv
and the contents of the bank account.
Interests: Eastenders, Emmerdale, Casualty, Sitting Down
Bad Clown divides
his time between dressing up in Nazi
regalia and poking old aged pensioners
with sharp manhole covers.
In his spare time, usually Thursdays
when the Oldies get out of the nursing
home Bad Clown dreams upkiller slogans/designs
you see here on Corpse.
Recently made a guest appearance on 24 Series 6 only to be killed outright by Jack Bauer before making it to the set.
Favorite Tee: Harold
Shipman Tee
Derek
Derek
has questionable heritage but from what
we know he comes from Haiti.
He has
been keeping us from moving to the otherside
for many years and does require a mention
here.
When we can get him away from Guinness
and Split Pea Soup Derek enjoys surfing
and brain surgery.
Favorite
Tea: Earl Grey
The
Team Of Embalmers
A
shout also goes out to our resident
Embalming team, Sorry if we missed a few, Birdy (Lost but not forgotted), Glen, Ged , Wayne, Brett, Alex and Ian..
Without these guys we would probably
be a lot better off, and have spent
less time spent in the pub. But seriously
can't do much rotting away can we, so
cheers to the lads.
Favorite
Tee:
Too Many To List!
Lucy
Pinder
She don't
really have anything to do with us here
at Corpse, but by God isn't she lovely.
I'm safe in the knowledge a quick key
press can show off my beloved desktop
montage of Lucy.
She would definitely get a free tee
from us here at corpse if she ever drops
us an email..
Plus we thought something to look at other than corpse's may be nice.
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Looking for a full colour t-shirt print? we have been using direct to garment printing for over 2 years. With our Fast TJet 2 we can produce small runs of prints on any colour garment and a fraction of the cost of screen printing. 